High School Musical is seriously one of my guiltiest pleasures ever. It's a huge cheese fest, and I LOVE IT.
1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.
2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.
3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.
4.Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.
5.Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end, things will work out for you.
6.School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.
7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.
8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.
9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!
10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.
11. Lakes are the equivalent of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!
12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 2 minutes...and sing it perfectly.
13.It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member. You can still attend any and all staff events.
14.The phrase "more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match" is something that can be used in everyday conversation
15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.
16.Even though it is the last day of school, it's okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.
17.If your family is "saving pennies" for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive, it is normal for their kitchen to have granite counter tops and a $7,000 fridge.
18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.
19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl capris.
20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course by jumping, spinning, singing... you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think "what the hell?"
21.You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.
22.A resort can be highly successful when there are more employees than guests.
24.One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.
25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a "backstabber."
26.Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous.
27.Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.
28.Iced tea from England is blue.
29.Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way.
30. It is okay to try to grope your girlfriend if she's leaving you, even though you guys have never kissed before.
31.When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.
32.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens.
33.It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.
34. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.
35. "What team?" "Wildcats!""GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!" can fix any problem.
53 THINGS HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL TAUGHT US!
1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.
2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.
3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.
4.Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.
5.Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end, things will work out for you.
6.School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.
7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.
8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.
9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!
10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.
11. Lakes are the equivalent of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!
12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 2 minutes...and sing it perfectly.
13.It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member. You can still attend any and all staff events.
14.The phrase "more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match" is something that can be used in everyday conversation
15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.
16.Even though it is the last day of school, it's okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.
17.If your family is "saving pennies" for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive, it is normal for their kitchen to have granite counter tops and a $7,000 fridge.
18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.
19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl capris.
20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course by jumping, spinning, singing... you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think "what the hell?"
21.You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.
22.A resort can be highly successful when there are more employees than guests.
24.One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.
25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a "backstabber."
26.Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous.
27.Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.
28.Iced tea from England is blue.
29.Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way.
30. It is okay to try to grope your girlfriend if she's leaving you, even though you guys have never kissed before.
31.When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.
32.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens.
33.It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.
34. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.
35. "What team?" "Wildcats!""GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!" can fix any problem.
37. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the same sound as a large gong. Go on, have a go!
38. Tiffany's makes hair bands.
39. When your girlfriend breaks up with you and gives your necklace back, she obviously will somehow emerge out of a crowd wearing it again and singing.
40. Clocks get bigger if you stare at them and chant "summer."
41. When you’re singing about being fabulous, your shoes can magically appear on and off your feet at any given time.
42. You can be a male theater geek who wears sparkly hats and pink shirts, without any of the jocks who you kind of hang out with thinking you're gay.
43. It is now acceptable to throw grapes at your girlfriend's face.
44. Jumping from dangerous rocks is a great idea.
45. It is not at all pompous to give your girlfriend a necklace with your initial on it.
46. The high school marching band is on call 24/7 for spontaneous musical numbers.
47. Helicopters can land on a golf course with no warning.
48. When you're frustrated with your personal life at work, just take off your shirt and shoot some baskets. Your boss won't mind.
49. Sliding on the cafeteria floor like a penguin is totally acceptable. Especially when it’s the last day of school.
50. Italian shoes mean a whole new you!
51. Not telling your girlfriend about your new dress shoes you got from your boss clearly is a reason for her to be concerned and question your relationship.
52. It is worth risking your relationship with your friends and girlfriend for a college that closed down in 1986.
53. Humans can be imported from Spain.
2 comments:
LMFAO!!!!! omg that was TOO freakin hilarious!! hahahah omg that was genious.
there were a couple things on there that i was like "forreals?!" and probably didn't notice before, but next time i catch it on, i'll definitely be looking out for those! LOLS.
PS--you put 35 instead of 53 up top=)
PPS--so not only did i advertised you on my eljay, i also did it on my new blogger.. hahahah. how bored was i today?! LOL. so yea.. if you wanna go check out my new blog whatever hehe. i dunno how to add friends on here, but i must say that i DO like a lot of the fun stuff you can do on here!
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